Like everyone else, there are so many things that make me me; also like everyone else, many of those things are boring. After filtering out everything that is utterly uninteresting, these are the highlights you are left with.

I absolutely love any sport that involves a board, except skateboarding ironically. Snowboarding, wakeboarding, surfing, sign me up. I have the usual pets, dogs, cats, but I have also mothered a potbelly pig, two different types of lizards, and salamander. When I was young, I performed in a local circus where I developed the crucial life skills of unicycling, juggling and walking on stilts.

I have lived in five states in every corner of the country due to the luxurious life that comes with being a military brat. Additionally, I have a crippling addiction to worlde; in fact, I lost my streak of 545 days not that long ago, and I most definitely shed a tear or several. Lastly, if you have not gathered this already, I am just hilarious; well maybe not, but I crack myself up all the time.